lets have it my way

jungle-stroll:

Queued ✌ trying not to fail stats

fortuneismyfate:

their chemistry *.*

angelicaagrace:

slutzy:

fukevery1:

Fuck

me

So sexy

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

(via conflicting)

Wakes up in the middle of the night
Me:	Please don't be 6am
1;48am
Me:	MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
Shoves face back into pillow

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true